The picture's a little fuzzy but your chest/stomach/pubes and dick are A LOT like mine. Partly BECAUSE of that I make sure I have a paper towel to shoot all that sperm into so there's no mess like this. I'm not perfect though, I was laying on my back this morning doing it, got past the point where I couldn't stop before realizing I didn't have it, and got a load into all the hair. Fortunately I got right into the shower. In the car when I need to pull over and masturbate. A mistake like that with my pants down in the car would be a sticky disaster---it happened to me once--several years ago. I just did it 2 days ago, and most likely will again tomorrow. I really need to ejaculate with traffic and stress.